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(Thanks to Chri Taylor for typing this out for us)
Billy: The worst ones are usually the most repetitive ones, such as 'Where
did you get the band name?' that seems to never end... Interviewer #1: What do you say to that?
Billy: Huh?
Interviewer #1: What do you say to that?
Billy: I say 'Halo Of Flies' was taken. Listen to that! Billy: Uh, next question.
Interviewer #2: Did you change anything that you've done so far? Or is that
the second dumbest question?
Billy: Uh, well, yeah, maybe a little bit. I think I woulda gone more...
Interviewer #1: He woulda made the chick a brunette...
Billy: I woulda mowed Steve Albini's lawn, Interviewer #1: He has. Seriously, seriously, I know Albini, and Albini
like, is like a total prick, but he woulda loved this guy, had he mowed his
lawn in North Chicago.
Interviewer #2: Is that the way it works?
Interviewer #1: That's totally, in Chicago, that's the way it works.
Billy: You think it's all about indie integrity and stuff, it has nothing to
do with that...
Interviewer #1: It has nothing to do with integrity...
Billy: It's all about lawn maintenance.
Interviewer #1: If you mow his lawn he'd love you! I'm not exaggerating man!
Interviewer #1: Alright, go ahead...
Interviewer #2: Did you, when you were a kid, did you have tree forts, and
cool stuff like that?
Billy: No.
Interviewer #2: Anything like that?
Billy: No, I was too busy being inside being sad. Interviewer #1: C'mon, question man. He was being sad. You only get one more
question! Interviewer #2: What would you like to say?
Billy: Uh, what would I like to say?
Interviewer #2: Anything that you wanna add...
Billy: Um, gee uh, I hope the youth of America isn't too disappointed in me,
that's all I really have to say...